Twas the night before Christmas, and sat in in his ring,
Vince McMahon was thinking, who might be the Next Big Thing,
The ring ropes were tight, with Kane’s pyro ready to roar,
In hopes he may main event one more Monday Night Raw.
The wrestlers were nestled in their locker room,
Each one having visions of WrestleMania, even Matt Bloom,
And Linda was putting on her “I love Trump Cap”,
And all Vince wanted to do was to have a power nap.
When out on the entrance stage there rose such a clatter,
Vince shot up to see what was the matter,
He went uut over the ring and through the festive ropes,
Was it Hulk Hogan returning, he imagined with high hopes.
The spotlight shone down on a man that Vince could see,
He was big, jolly and smiling; Vince wished it was Brie,
The man shouted loudly, his voice had a tone,
That Vince often heard when talking on the phone.
“Now Chainsaw, Now Sullivan, Now Whipwreck too!,
Come join The Rock, Rip Rogers and the Meanie who is Blue!,
Come join me in the ring for a party and a song,
Before we go back Florida for a game of ping pong”.
It was clear to see it was Jolly Saint Mick, with his friends all in tow,
They all made their way down to the ring, like it a Pay Per View show,
As Vince rubbed his head to make sure he was mentally sound,
Good Old Saint Mick jumped into the ring a bound.
He was dressed in a shirt and jogging bottoms too,
With a white sock which had a face that he drew,
A few toys he had wrapped up in his sack,
Vince saw one with a label “To Vince” at the back.
Mick gave Vince his present and Vince opened it straight away,
He unwrapped carefully, wondering if it was a DVD or BluRay,
When it was fully opened and he could see what it was,
He started to grin and smile from this present from “Santa Claus”.
He took out his present and wore it with glee,
It came with a card, with a message and a decree,
A present from Bradshaw and Farooq, making him an Acoloyte,
He laughed and he shouted : “A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight“.
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